Game of Thrones Review: Oathkeeper

Season 4, Episode 4 Spoilers are coming… So, back up in Dem Thrones for another week and we seem to have bounced back some from last week’s just above the cut, just below the rape incest grade episode with a stronger outing. Anytime we can start an episode with Grey Worm trying to better himself as a person with ambition so he can get a job in the real world, is a good start. And lets be honest, Grey Worm really wanted to be on that regal plane, but Missandei is a pretty damn good plan B. Plus, you know the love is genuine because everybody knows what he is and isn’t packing. Speaking of which, I loved the opening when they delivered the weapons to the slaves, but I didn’t realize till now that Grey Worm shirtless looks like 12 year old Barack Obama. How you gonna lead the largest Unsullied Army assembled across the Narrow Sea and never led yourself to some free space on the floor to do some push-ups?

And no one can give you pectoral muscles without a little bit of sweat and good form. Somebody start P90X in Mereen and they could buy the 7 Kingdoms. Then, we got to see Dark Khaleesi Rises. That Phoenix Force Targaryen. I know we’ve seen that cold ass “I will answer Injustice with Justice” promo a hundred times, but we didn’t know that was because she was about to start crucifying cats. 163. She out here like Pusha T with the God Flow PUTTING NUMBERS ON THE BOARD.

Literally. Another great (show created) scene between Bronn and Jaime Lannister when we learned two …