Game of Thrones Season 7: Year of the Queen

Last season blew the hinges off what we’ve come to expect from Game of Thrones. No more “formula” to follow, no more insults from Throne Tyrants shouting “that didn’t happen in the books!”, no more adaptation. All that remains is a straight-up Usain Bolt 100-yard-dash to the finish line. Pure adrenaline-filled, unadulterated HBO programming at its absolute finest. No brakes were installed on the season 6 European muscle car, but this upcoming season 7? They bout to throw some turbo in that mu’fucka and ice it out with 20-inch gun-metal Rosie the Riveter Sprewells!! Yeah, I said Rosie the Riveter Sprewells. Season 6 Highlights Jon Snow’s Resurrection

When you start the season off with the most anticipated and hotly debated resurrection since God’s son, you positioning yourself for greatness in the long run. Jon Snow is dat dude. No other way robot it. He embodies everything we want from a human in this world; noble, just, highly skilled, hot (all of my female friends would’ve castrated me if I left that one off) and an all-around badass. Carice van Houten, who plays Melisandre acted her ass off in that scene. She seriously looked defeated. A boy was killed and a man rose up from that table, gasping for air, confused about what in the Seven just went down, but conscientious enough to lay down the law of Old Gods and deliver justice to those craven ass Judas scumbags…especially Olly…Fuck that kid. Zombie Mountain Ser Gregor Clegane

Na fam. How your most brolic warrior in t…