God of High School Episode 9 Recap: curse/cornered

Season 1 / Episode 9, “curse/cornered” / CrunchyRoll Mannnn…starting off with that meteor of a memory of grandpa Jin leaving is like that episode of Fresh Prince where Will acts his ass off about his father leaving…just gut wrenching. But they had to hit us with that real real one mo’gin so we could cosign Mori’s decision to go find pop pop. Early Sidebar: This Bang Bang show will never not be ridiculous. Win or Go Home Mori off completing the realest of side missions, but the team gotta be in the ring in 5 mins…andddd Daewi is already suspended so everything is working against the trio right now. But you know what? Yoo Mira dont give a dam what you heard, where yo momma stay or where yo grandmomma stay cuz she a real one who’s about to guarantee their shot at winning when Mori returns. Or so she thinks.

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Mira up against Lee Marin, the “marine marvel,” whose ridiculousness knows no bounds. Off comes the robe and in comes our inability to take our eyes off the hairless seal, body of wonder. Yo the anime sparkles were on another level with this dude! That boy glistening in the sun with the tannest bod in the world. Homie tries to take Mira out early with the Kurt Angle suplex but Mira catches him with a mean sword jab to the gut. Then outta nowhere he gets an identical sword thrown to him and it was on like mufuckin Donkey Kong!

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Stacking the Deck Mira notices the charm dangling at the bottom of the…