God of High School Premiere Episode Review

Let me start off by saying the God of High School theme music sets the tone something severe! I don’t even bangs with EDM like that and this song has me hooked fam. After a tragic backstory opening, we’re introduced to our titular character, Jin Muri who encompasses all of the classic traits of a Shonen lead. He’s spunky, energetic, tardy, head strong and righteous as fuck. 

The first half of the premiere episode shows the compassionate side of Muri the young Gawd while putting his skills on full display! When’s the last time you saw someone keep up with a motorcycle on a bike? Not a near never! That’s Greek God quads type power right there. Those are the calves of Atlas himself kinda capabilities I’m talkin bout. And to put the icing on the cake, his commendable deeds reward us with a glimpse at 2 of this show’s other main characters who are guaranteed to garner legions of fans. “This is an all-styles martial arts tournament, in which any school or participant is allowed. Furthermore, there is no timer, nor any limitations on weapons used. The only way to win is to knock out your opponent, or get them to surrender!” The second half of this episode is the stuff of hand-to-hand hype legend! After getting the 5 second basics of the tournament, it’s Super Smash Bros Melee times 1000. God of High School’s whirlwind of Bloodsport level ass kicking is making Jean-Claude Van Damme smile somewhere.

BAST PRAISE THIS WOMAN CUZ SHE JUST BUST YA MAN’S ASS WITH THE STONE COLD STUN…