Gotham Recap: Penguin’s Umbrella

[divider type=”space_thin”] We saw Penguin come back and save Jim’s ass last week. Jim can’t get arrested for a murder he ain’t do. Gordon took care of some Falcone goons waiting at Barbara’s place reenacting the 10 hour street harrassment video to her. Gordon duffed them out then put on his suit, went to work and was acting like not a god damn thing happened. Harvey almost put a bullet in Jim’s ass, his Captain was like, “Jim the fuck you doing bruh? you can not be here! They looking for you b!”, then Victoz Zsasz shows up (a batman rogue who keeps tracks of his murders as tally marks on his skin). Zsasz tells Gordon to come with him. Gordon tells him, “You got mad police officers in here. Fuck that, We squad up in here”. Zsasz said, “Come on man I said please? No? EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!”. The whole police department proceeds to get the fuck outta dodge [divider type=”space_thin”] Gordon sitting there with the, “Fuck. I keep forgetting this police department more corrupt than a download off Limewire back in 2005″ look on his face. weeeeeeeelp he’s probably going to start shooting at me now. [divider type=”space_thin”] We proceed to get a shoot out with Gordon taking quite a few hits from Zsasz’s clips. He gets the rescue from Montoya and Allen. He then gets patched up at a vet they know, tells Barbara to bounce outta town, takes Allen & Montoya to Bruce’s place to pass off the baton in case he dies. No one at all finds it weird that Gordon is doing this with a 10 ye…