Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Trailer Dropped, But Have You Seen Baby Groot?!?!

Happy Saturday, y’all! How was your day? What’d you get into? It don’t matter because the new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer dropped today and we finna talk about it. This shit droppin’ in May, we droppin this right now. Right. Now. ROLL THE TAPE! Out the gate we see more action. The team’s established so clearly we get bigger action, bigger baddies, and (some) finished visual effects. Vol. 2 swings in like your bougie auntie that had to stunt on your momma two weeks ago. And is even LESS sorry about it. Apparently, there’s gonna be a team takedown of this sarlacc/sandworm/kraken thing. Sword battles against weird penis monsters with teeth? Bet. Then we get to the good stuff. Rocket Raccoon and Baby Groot.

So Groot was the MVP of the first movie (don’t debate me go fight your shady auntie) and the best part of the credits. Get treated to more of the Rocket and Groot friendship GOLD right here except now Groot is an adorable, big-eyed tree baby with access to a bomb that could immediately kill everyone. But he’s so CUTE, y’all, and the banter is so much fun. I’mma go ahead and say that this is Bradley Cooper’s best work (don’t @ me). One thing this trailer showed me is that I would sit through a ridiculous number of hours of Rocket, Groot, and Drax trying to save the galaxy. Like butt glued in seat. We get expanded looks at a bunch of the shot’s from the first trailer, lots of running and jumping and shooting shit and shooting shit while running and jumping. I can dig…