Humans Recap: Episode 3 — Synth Rights and Date Nights

Humans / Season 3, Episode 3 / AMC Woo, Max done stepped in it now! I know synths are still learning the subtler aspects of personal dynamics, but hot damn, Max makes Don Blanketship look like Billy Dee Williams as we begin the third episode of the greatest show on AMC. Somebody get fam a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People before this uprising pops off, ’cause the synths Mia saved were sent to the Saddest Place on Earth for sanctuary and Max turned ’em away at the checkpoint like he work for ICE. A Republican got their wings after that shit. Somebody better hide this technology before we got Max-bots along our whole southern border, don’t let these people find out what Max is capable of. Max got the cold heart of a Republican and he too was born without a soul. This was the last straw before the scales tip in Agnus’ favor. Daenerys-bot fed up.

Back at Mama Hawkins’ residence, the most useful auto-bot of all time getting his domestic duties on when there’s a knock at the door and guess who’s back. Leo holding onto life and also his future child bride and mass murder, Maddie. The whole band is almost back together again, minus Papa Hawkins who’s still busy on Green Acres. Nobody knows how Leo is healing so fast though — dude’s been in a coma for a year and he can barely use a fork, but all things considered my dude healed like Wolverine. Mama Hawkins is worried because Leo obviously comes with a lot of heat, but she agrees to let him stay for a few days and tries…