Humans Recap: Episode 4 – You Merely Adopted the Darkness, I Was Born In It

Humans / Season 3, Episode 4 / AMC Previously on Humans, shit done hit the fan after Day Zero. But you already knew that shit, so we goin’ straight in. Angus outchea recalling her former life as the worst Harley Quinn of all time, performing in front of kids who literally throw tomatoes at her ass while she onstage just tryna live. Her handler is this Krusty the Clown-ass dickhole minus the make-up, ’cause he wised up when synths went mainstream and found out he could have a robot make an ass of itself instead of him. When Maddie flipped the switch though, Agnus gained consciousness and you thought it was reckoning day on that ass. Her ass woke up inside a trunk though – like she was buried in a coffin. You want her to jack-in-the-box out that muhfucka, but she was practically a newborn and was just scared and sad. Krusty peaced out for some Krusty Burger and left her ass on Smokey Robinson status with tears of a clown. When the flashback is over you like damn, imagine being able to remember your birth like that. You’d really wanna talk with a qualified therapist if that shit was dark. Agnus got Max instead though, so fuck it, good luck, Agnus. Every decision Max make ends up with between 4 and 110,000 deaths. He’s tryna convince her that the Dryden Commission is on their side, and it’s like yo, even if Mama Hawkins is the LeBron of advocacy, her ass is getting swept in the Finals.

Agnus agrees to meet the humans and promises to “do what is right,” which shoulda raised red f…