Insecure Recap: We Got “Hella Questions” Post Awkward Goodbye Grind

[divider type=”space_thin”] Season 2/ Episode 2/ HBO In the key of Chance The Rapper: **Oooh watch me come and put the spoilers in they hands/ catchin’ feelings while we recap/make ’em watch that shit again**

Ain’t no kinda beatin’ around the bush when it comes to Molly. Right out the bat we are sitting in the living room with Issa and Molly unpacking this shit, processing what happened, feeling our feels and eating Habenero Oreos to let you know it’s real (I know I’m not the only one that was hoping that scene was one of Issa’s jacked up day dreams). She deadass asked Issa about that awkward goodbye grind that happened at the end of the last episode. How do you even categorize that? It was a combination of “OMG-I-Can’t-Believe-I-Did-That” and “Goodbye” sex with a side of “You was putting in better work at the bank” side-eye. The side-eye came from me, especially after that wack ass, “I gotta go.” But, no… Issa called it nebulous. You know what, Issa? You’re right. That was some hazy ass, clouded, vague, confusing type sexing. The quick goodbye paired with the cheek kiss?

I’m sorry that you even have to process that shit, Issa. That’s like trying to process processed food. You ever read the ingredients on a pack of ramen noodles and give up after the fifth ingredient? You either choose to eat them shits ’cause you poor and hungry or you grab a can of vegetarian chili because it has to be the least genetically modified choice up in that aisle. Nebulous. Issa wants it to be…