Into The Badlands Recap: Palm Of The Iron Fox

Season: 2 / Episode: 4 / AMC ***Spoilers be trying to get into the Olympic Speed Trials With their Father Chasing Them*** And you say Clipp City!!! Maaaaannnn, listen. Quinn’s League of Shadows is gearing up for the jig and Veil Da Fictional Bae is like, “Yo, Quinn, good death luck on your hopefully suicide mission. But I’m gonna need the keys to the tower so I can escape this hell hole give Henny Rock more sunlight”. Quinn, like, “Yo, of course. Let me just set up Edgar, the human nanny cam right quick.” At the Conclave, Widow getting laced in that Cersei “I think I might kill a whole building worth of muthafuckas today” raven attire. Waldo’s like, word, we bout to make some great looking corpses. Maaaannnn, Widow came through with the slo-motion club entrance on these heauxs. This shit lookin’ like a G-Unit video circa 2004. You can just see Widow doing the 50 cent mumble singing “I’m Supposed to die tonight” when she rollin’ through. I’m in the ‘clave//and I keep hearing Barons sayin//I’m supposed to die tonight//Ryder put a hit out//and we actin like the shit, ok?//I’m down to ride tonight. Waldo downstairs looking at the entrees like, we barely got electricity in this bish and you trying to hit me with the jellyfish? Fuck outta here. But the server is Gabriel, the boy with the Quinn tattoo. Your boy undercover doing that Hitman infiltration. Widow saddles up next to Baron Chau, and Chau is basically looking at all these Y chromosomes in disgust. But that was just an appe…