Into The Badlands Recap: Red Sun, Silver Moon

Season: 2 / Episode: 3 / AMC Barren and Windswept is either the name of Veil Da Fictional Bae’s debut poetry collection, the post-apocalyptic buddy adventures of Sunny and Bajie traveling the wasteland (outside of the Badlands, mind you), or the shit that Bajie keeps saying that ain’t helpin’ his ass walk any faster. Seems Bajie don’t really know a shortcut, he knows a guy who knows a guy type shit. Yo…I don’t know what you paid for the EZ pass this year, but that shit had to be less expensive than the toll to cross this muthafuckin’ bridge towards the Badlands. This brotha ain’t the troll under the bridge, this brotha is the cat that killed the troll, went to the troll’s home, killed his family, ate all the troll’s food (which was probably humans) then came back to the bridge and put up a sign that said “Under new management.” Sunny is like, yo, we don’t want no trouble, but apparently, the best clipper alive can’t tell when he being hunted by a pack of scavengers looking to collect his bounty. But post-apoc Blade? He got this shit. WHY YOUR MAN SHOTPUT HIS SWORD THROUGH A DUDE’S THROAT. How many shoulder presses you gotta do before you can make a sword do that shit?

The rest of the pack come out and Sunny / Post-apoc Blade starting getting that Tekken 3 hand-to-hand work in. Keep in mind, Post-apoc Blade GAVE UP HIS SWORD and he knew there was a crew of cats he was about to be fighting. Hakuna Matata clippa, he got no worries. Your boy cut a dudes head off clean AND THE…