Into The Badlands Recap: Sting Of The Scorpion’s Tail

Season: 2 / Episode: 8 / AMC ***Spoilers be dressed in white, lookin’ like assassin’s from Frozen*** And You Say Clipp City Fam, we didn’t even get a second to get our recliner’s adjusted this week for shit to pop off. We up in Baron Hassan’s compound and his foreman tellin’ him they losing cogs everyday. Man, being a slave owner is so fuckin’ tough, b. Hassan is like, we need to up production to– scratch that. None of your cogs, or your crisp white linens mean fuck all when your foreman gets Moby Dick-ed in the middle of the conversation. Yeah, you got a pest control problem cuz Monarch Butterflies done ran in your crib like search warrants. Hassan holds his own for a second, but the Butterflies roll too deep and they start knockin’ your boy all around his 700 thread counts, nahmean. He try to run you know Widow stay fashionably late to the sword fights, bruh. Hassan is like, yo, how bout I back you, now? Widow like, bruh, you worth so much more dead than alive right now. Bajie at the DMV trying to get safe passage for the three of these cats. They takin’ the greyhound through the wall, but all of this shit feels shady, even with the gorgeous complected sista leading the smugglers. Maaaaaan, they ain’t been on the bus 90 seconds before they run into an army of chatterwhite shader lookin’ muthafuckas. Y’ALL CATS AIN’T NO REAL SHINOBI, FAM. Everybody get off the bus, except for our trio. Apparently it’s Baron Chau’s clippers who be buying up these refugees when they come thro…