Into The Badlands Recap: Two Tigers Subdue Dragons

Season: 1 / Episode: 4 / AMC And you say Clipp City! Start off with a woman running through the woods frantically, like she’s trying to escape something. By which you know something is fucked up because being on foot in the Badlands is like getting out of the car in Mad Max: Fury Road. Just generally not a good fucking idea. Woman flags down a car for help, but it’s a set-up as Tilda distracts the drivers while the rest of Widow’s hit squad releases the custom made ninja stars that look like monarch butterflies flutes on ’em. Widow come out of the woods, in 6-inch high-heeled boots no less, and brings one of Baron Quinn’s clippers out to set up the heist like Quinn killed these cats. Tilda might have some reservations about them starting a war and shit, but she didn’t exactly step in before dude’s head gotten taken off of his shoulders and returned to the earth.

Sunny on top of the wall training MK but it’s a struggle. Hey, the goal is to be less useless than you were the day before, right MK? Quinn comes up to discuss the coming war and his dealings with Baron Jackobee. Quinn gives Sunny that you-got-my-back look and Sunny is like…yeah, I guess, provided nothing better comes up. Then I got your back like a muthafucka, Baron. At the Widow’s fallout shelter, her hitters, which I’m referring to as the Widow’s Peak, (y’all just gonna have to live with that shit) are discovering all kinds of old shit. Like, shit so old, it’s old to us in present day, fam. One of them comes upo…