‘Jupiter’s Legacy’ is Coming and the Hype Levels are on Utopian

Stop the presses!! In a world where Idris Alba has become all-black everything nemesis in a damn Fast and Furious spin off, storm troopers are British Black men with the freshest of shape ups, and Black Panther characters are the #1 choice for Halloween costumes, you find a little hope to hang onto. You keep 1 ounce of hype alive for that molten hot magma adaptation you know will set the world on fire. Each photo you in has been a 6 God praying hands pose, ever since you put these desires out into the universe. You out here reciting Jay-Z lyrics cuz it’s been a hell of a hard knock life (since Nov. 2016 at least), but you gotta keep brushin this dirt off ya shoulders until you get that new Kendrick tellin you WE GONE BE ALRIGHT! Ladies and gentlemen, we officially gone be aight cuz we finally getting this live action crack called Jupiter’s Legacy!

I don’t think ya hear me tho. This Iverson catching Jordan with the crossover then staring at his ankles disintegrating in slow motion! This Jeter at bat for his 3000th hit and sending that mufucka into the bleacher seats as he slowly watches the ball soar in the Bronx sky! This Eli grillin’ Brady on the final drive of his 2nd Superbowl victory over the Patriots! This Benny ‘The Jet’ Rodriguez lacing up the PF Flyers to go get that Babe Ruth signed baseball back from the giant gorilla dog in the backyard. Fam, this that shit comic adaptation dreams are made of!! Jupiter’s Legacy bruh?! This comic was carefully crafted and is perfec…