Legend of Korra Recap: Long Live the Queen

Book Three: Change / Chapter X Yes, yes, muthafuckin yes, my people, we digital only up in Korra-verse these days. Shit is mad inconvenient when your recaps take mad stop and start action and you gotta work the Trinity from Matrix wizardry to get that shit on your TV now. Nick.com out here talkin about I hold you down for the summer and shit, but these Friday night animated ratings ain’t loyal. ANYWAYS… It’s another beautiful day to be a Korra fan with functional internet and a big ass monitor because this is easily the best season of Legend of Korra yet, my benders. At least once an episode now, I be wanting to jump up in the middle of that bastard and be like:

We start where we left off: Asami the Fictional Bae cuffed up and Korra rockin the same apparel Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar in. They’re boarded on an airship headed for the Ba Sing Se as prisoners to the Earth Queen, even though Korra tries to warn them that ya boy Zaheer is trying to John Wilkes Booth her highness. While getting secured Asami works the feminine wiles on the guard to set up her escape, but then Korra gonna ask for some water like this dude is about to take her lunch order. Oh, what, you were just parched Korra? That’s like Woody Allen being in a creative slump and asking for an underage girl.

Come on now fam. Meanwhile, the Bending Brothers are still locked up by the Angels of Death while traveling to Ba Sing Se as well. Yo, you ever try out some new app on your phone like voice activation or o…