Legend of Korra Recap: The Metal Clan

Book 3: Change / Part V Benders said Lin couldn’t go back home. You know when I heard that, when I was back, home. I guess the daughter of Toph, first of her name don’t fuck with LeBron like that, cuz she was not trying to come back to the nest. But idc idc idc cuz all I really need in this world is that Beifong #1 Origin comic, nahmean.

Since Toph was my favorite character in the Last Airbender, I’ve taken a certain liking to Lin, even though she always about two steps a way from going young Magneto on somebody.

Like I said, I loved Toph, but now we know Toph used to GET IT IN. We learn early that Lin has a half-sister named Suyin that has basically founded the Metal City, Zaofu. I say half-sister, because Toph is their mom, but they got different daddies. Which means that Toph either has terrible taste in dudes because they never met their daughters or she was out here steppin that shit out, b!

Just cuz you blind don’t mean you can’t have your own sexual revolution. And even if Toph couldn’t see the baby daddies’ faces, them cats must have had some good genes cuz all of Toph’s kids and grandkids are fine. Toph out here creating daytime soap opera bloodlines, b. Team Avatar is in Zaofu because there is word that an airbender is there, but Lin wants nothing to do with any of these metal slangin cats. They had to drag her off the damn airship, even though it’s her niece that’s the new airbender. Suyin is like, yo, I am too fine to be giving you curbside service, sis. …