Mr. Robot Recap: Eps3.3_metadata.par2

Season: 3 / Episode: 4 / USA No recap last week, and boy did I moss a glorious recap as Sam Esmail finally reveals exactly what happened after Tyrell and Elliot Mr. Robot executed the 5/9 hack. I’ll just jump to the main points.

Elliot almost kills Tyrell but the gun jams. Irving is immediately called down to Coney Island to handle the hacking tag team champs. Tyrell is immediately sent to a secure 37-acre farmhouse of some sort. He gets interrogated on Guantanamo criminal levels, gets grizzly, chops wood and fine tunes his tech skills for about 3 months straight. WhiteRose has the Frank Cody, the host of Let’s Be Frank with Frank Cody flown out for a 30-minute convo about making sure the public keeps a positive impression if Wellick, despite him being the prime suspect in the crime of the new century. WhiteRose orders Frank Cody to back an unlikely political player for the 2016 election (remember the show is set in 2015). Need I go on? We now know WhiteRose was the one who got Elliot out of jail with the quickness. Guess it wasn’t his fair skin *shrugs* The Swedish Fish joke was… extra. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t die when Tyrell snatched them shits up when Irv brought them for him. I knew that cop that caught Tyrell was gonna die but cot damn that was some ruthless cop-on-cop crime! Wellick’s suit deserves a Twitter handle. It is it’s own entity now.

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