Murda Muzik Getting Episodic With the John Wick Universe TV Show

Man, let me get comfortable right quick like I was slipping into a tailored two-button suit with the Teflon shielding sewn in to the fabric. After some speculation and a whole lot of fanfare, Starz gave that green light to develop a TV show inside the John Wick universe, centered around the infamous Continental Hotel. You know, that luxurious sanctuary, the home-away-from home to give comfort to all your mass murdering needs.

Let me say off rip, I’m with the shits. I rock with John Wick and his universe like we takin’ that stroll on the bridge right after our house got the “Inception Dream Bigger” treatment. Even if it ain’t Keanu dressing up as boogeyman, the boogie man, dressing up as John Wick running through these small screen streets, the universe is fascinating enough that I’m down. So while we in the early development stages (and because I too once built my legend around a historic night with nothing but a pencil), I got some things I need to see from this show. Let me slap this gold medallion on the counter one time and get these bars off.

Just Call It ‘The Continental,’ Fam Starz ain’t got to get fancy here, the name is perfect. Slick. Professional. No filla. The Continental gives you all the work up front so you know what you getting into. Know Thy Killas If Lance Reddick ain’t available, you don’t make this show. Ian McShane ain’t available? You don’t make this show. And by don’t make this show, I mean, you offer them more money cuz swear to double-tap Jesus, …