New Samurai Jack Trailer and Jack Out Here Letting The Choppa Bang!

[quote_simple]”I’m ridin’ around my city with my hand strapped on my toast ‘Cause these n**** want me dead, and I gotta make it back home.”-Meek Mill[/quote_simple] It’s one thing to bring Samurai Jack back after years, it’s another to keep Phil Lamar on for that true to form nostalgia, but they told us it was going to be more gritty. I said good. I’m ready for it. Take a look at the times we living in, baby. I need that right now. We went from Hope (2008-2016) to Nooooope (2017-TBD) and I need that grit. Gimme that grit *smacking chest* Gimme what you think I need. Ain’t shit you can do to surprise this Black nerd right here. Go ‘head lemme see what my mans and dem Jack been going through. I WANNA SEE IT! SHOW ME! I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME! SHOW ME! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*lying face down on the ground. Arms shaking as they push off the ground for the upper body to rise. Grime and muck all across the face. Breathes heavily with one eye open, anime style* I wasn’t ready. I thought I knew but I was so Jon Snow. My god, did y’all see that shit? Samurai Jack’s world looking like the precursor to ours after Trump and Bannon’s run. Jack’s world looking “Game over, man. Game over.” Aku has been reelected again and again for the past fifty years, y’all. Yeah, Samurai Jack been doing a bid up north for fifty years now without aging. Ya mans and dem doing a stretch for Hawaii Five-O length of years? I said Bast damn! We see Jack on his Book of Eli cosplay out here, man. Where y…