Penny Dreadful Ep 7 Recap

Another episode of Penny Dreadful or as I like to call it, “Fuck This Devil Business, I’m out”. Where we left off, Vanessa Ives was dutty wine’n in the air possessed by the Palpatine forces (dark forces for the non Sith/ Jedis). The episode opens up with Ives laying down on the couch like she in Titanic and Dicaprio bout to paint her picture. She drops a fucking BAR “To be beautiful is to be almost dead isn’t it? The latitude of the perfect woman”. Vanessa drives this point on by talking of a trade where men beat off to dead pictures of women. Sir Malcolm ain’t here for all that, he asks Vanessa also if she remembers ascending in the air Ray Lewis style post Superbowl win. He asking the wrong one cause…. that ain’t Vanessa. That’s that dark forces edition Mina talking now and she bout to make a collect call, snitch ALL Malcom’s business, and go off Mina gave the run down on Malcom’s cheating not just with Vanessa’s Mother, but the women in Africa. Malcolm tried to flex but Mina had something for that “Oh there it is… The hard face for the N***. Scare them into obeying. The porters and slaves but we were talking about the women. They were as follows…” Chiiiiiiiiiiiiild, she ran down the list of the tribes Malcolm was going through, and pressuring his son to partake to prove his manhood. Malcolm is in the lead for shit dad of the year. After counting the sins of the father Mina had that Ikea furniture flying around the room. Sembene had to come in and put the Super Smash …