Preacher Recap: “Schwanzkopf”

Season 3 / Episode 9, “Schwanzkopf” / AMC It’s that #ungodly time of the week! We pick up right where we left off, with another Humperdoo about to get that Tom/Brady DNA cocktail. The one that takes Genesis away from Jesse permanently! Jesse tells AllFather he’s got a gun in his pocket. Jesse tells him Starr is not on his side, but since he’s got no gun he can be untied. To kneel before the new god (he’s talking about Humperdoo). He unties Jesse and they scrap because Jesse ain’t going out like no sucker! It hits the fan real quick when Jesse stabs AllFather with the Louis/Williams DNA batch, flips the switch on his Grail belt and sends Genesis to him. After some dramatic fanfare, AllFather freaking explodes! There’s bits of him everywhere!

Meanwhile, at the bus stop to Hell your girl Agent Featherstone is working on her audition tape to American Idol. She is busting down some old Templar hymn! The Angel of Death (aka AoD) promptly wraps that bullwhip around Featherstone’s neck for some peace and quiet (amen!).

The bus pulls up, and everyone gets aboard. Before they can leave, up comes Tulip and Jody. Tulip walks over and Featherstone can’t say jack, due to the bullwhip-to-neck situation. AoD is like, “Who is you?” and Tulip is like,

These two get real close to throwing hands, but AoD asks if Tulip knows who they are. Then gets to listing all her names ala Pacino in Devil’s Advocate. Tulip plays cool as a cucumber on the dark side of the Moon like, ‘I know you’re Satan’s B…