Preacher Recap: Season 3, Episode 2 – “Sonsabitches”

Season 3 / Episode 2, “Sonsabitches” / AMC   Somewhere on a studio backlot in rural New Orleans is a very large box filled with the f@&#$ AMC’s Preacher had to give. If you are easily offended, please make your way to the BNP videos for some friendly laughs. Everyone else: come get this work! Welcome to season 3, episode 2 of Preacher! Fast Times At Angelville High Episode 2 opens with a flashback of teenage Jesse dealing out his grandma Madame L’Angelle’s services. If he was sitting on a couch in a vacant lot the middle of the projects, it’d be like The Wire. Anyway, Jesse’s looking to help a high school science teacher dodge a middle school girl “obsessed” with him. Cool Hand Jesse plays it real chill, and offers a deadly serious warning:

After which, Jesse, TC, and Jody bring him back to dollar store Eve’s Bayou, where we learn the secret to Madame L’Angelle’s long life: she eats souls. …And The Temple of “Damn!” We get the ill Indiana Jones ‘travel by map’ moment to catch up with none other than Herr Starr! Ringing a doorbell, at Krishna Headquarters. (Which left me with mad questions about whether every spiritual practice has an elite black ops team in this world.) Things go from zero to one-hundred, real quick. Starr shows himself;

and that’s all it takes to get all John Wick-y in this piece.

  Easily, one of the best ‘bullet ballets’ in television history – studios usually save that for a feature-length film. Either way… Shit. Went. Down. Starr ask…