Preacher Recap: ‘The Last Supper’

Season 4 / Episode 2, “Last Supper” / AMC   Welcome, To Jurassic Petty The most #Ungodly show on TV returns with…God. We start in prehistoric times, with G hyped to show off his ‘latest creation’: the brachiosaurus! It’s a wonderful and majestic moment, just a deity reveling in the nature they designed. Then, said dino drops the biggest deuce in prerecorded history. Why did Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg put us through that? I don’t know. It doesn’t matter, because right then the first ever double rainbow cascades across the sky. God is so hyped right now, he marvels at the rainbow he made, looks back to the brachiosaurus just in time to witness it EAT ITS OWN CRAP. So much for ‘life finds a way’. God gets so tight, so heated, so disappointed with life that he goes Thanos with the gauntlet on and calls down fire from the heavens! He murders everything. On God.

Roll Opening Credits These Boots Were Made For Walking We catch up with Jesse hitchhiking to the airport. He’s riding shotgun with a sage and retired porn star driving a chicken truck. As weird as that sounds, it gets stranger as Jesse keeps seeing Tulip in place of the driver. The truck passes a kid on the road, crying over his dead dog. Homegirl in the truck cracks a few off-color jokes, and Jesse gets all the way up on his high horse and uses The Word to make her stop the truck. Turns out the kid’s a thief. Tells Jesse he’s ‘deadass’ about taking his stuff. (Where the hell are we? The truck driver sounds like s…