‘Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny’ is a Movie that Tests Your “Wtf is this?” Threshold

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is a ‘film’ made in 1972. The same year as The Godfather and Blackula. 1972 was a weird year. The movie has some of the best worst acting in the history of movies and is rivaled only by The Room and Birdemic. Truly a lesser-known classic, Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is something that should be viewed at least once in everyone’s lifetime. What better time than the beginning of the year? Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny starts off with a beautiful symphony sung by children dressed as Santa’s elves. As the children sing a jaunty tune that is indiscernible for the most part, they realize that Santa is late. The reindeer that look like cows, by the way, are all there but Santa’s NOT HERE! WHERE THE FUCK IS SANTA?! One elf hammers a stuffed animal by the way. Like, she just beats the stuffed monkey’s head. Anyway, Santa is stuck on a beach in Florida. All of his reindeer chucked up the deuces and flew back to the North Pole because it was too hot. Santa sings a song about how hot he is which is eighty percent of his dialogue in this movie. How many times can Santa say how hot he is? The answer will surprise you. The trailer basically has the feel of the entire movie in less than two minutes.

Santa falls asleep without getting heat stroke because he’s magical, but before that, he telepathically calls children to him. Did you know Santa was a mutant? Santa has the Phoenix Force. So children come from all around wherever in Florida this is supposed to be….