Supergirl Recap: Last Children of Krypton

Season 2 / Episode 2 / The Last Children of Krypton And you say National City all over The CW! First Half Colonel: Ja-Quan ‘We proud of CW in these streetz’ Greene First Half Commentary Sergeant: Brittany ‘We Bout that DC Life” Williams Last week we saw the Girl of Steel trying out her new digs on The CW, home of the only good DC TV shows that aren’t animated. Better network, better weave, better home base and the arrival of the Buns… I mean Man of Steel. Bad blood between the last survivors of alien planets, Kara flying solo-dolo in love (sorry, James. The CW feeds on angst) but running Kindred and the Family Soul in hero-ing, and Cadmus steady fucking up e’rbody’s day. Up, Up and Away! Fires be raging out here in them streets. Firefighters be praying to The Lord, The Seven, The Old Gods, Allah, and Zeus for the girl in blue to come through, but get blessed with a two for one special. Supergirl and Superman out here saving lives, slaying all day around the city like Bey and Jay. Brittany: Or a Venus and Serena mixed doubles match (let’s not bring the cousin-cest set into play here. *shivers in squick*). Fucking up folks cars in matching outfits with cheesy one-liners, y’all this Clark is so CORNY! He’s my favorite. Okay, carry on.

Puppetmaster Hank behind the scenes killin’ that Doc Rivers coaching game. Brittany: Come through, J’onn, with enough salt to season the national supply of McDonald’s fries. Winn hits us with another awkwardly-timed Star Wars reference like Star…