Supergirl Recap: Welcome to Earth

Season 2 / Episode 3 / CW Welcome to Earth (try not hearing that in Will Smith’s voice) B: Last week we had more quality time between cousins and Cadmus being the Cadmus assholes that we only love if Amanda Waller is involved. We said goodbye to Clark (and that super-donk) as well as Cat (and her super-snark). Both will be missed but Supergirl continues to flourish on The CW. Let’s see what treats this week brings us. Leggo! J: This episode right here? This episode right the F here son?? Another fun one for the Supes fans out there. They hit us from all 4 corners on this one. Gave us some one on one battle action, they hit us with the DC equivalent to the Alien Registration Act, they slid some alien insider info into the DM and have officially decided that there’s gonna be a shirt off, pecs out quota this season..cuz CW.

We start off with the shirt off quota being filled immediately as Sleeping Beauty finally rises from his space travel slumber and immediately goes NFL failed concussion protocol on Supergirl’s neck. This dude tossed our girl through some glass like Shaq at a backboard breaking convention. Then he sets his sights on an escape route and takes out a few guaranteed-to-get-got DEO agents, does an oh so typical *looks at his hands* realizes the type of power he has on this planet thing and jumps out a 10 story building and speeds off to be caught by not a damn person in the world. Alex had a clear shot too but she was too caught up in all the flesh and pecs overlo…