The Flash Recap: Flash vs Arrow

We open up at the Wells Fargo in Central City. A dude rolls up in there with his aviators on then slowly takes them off letting us all know he is the villain. Ray Bivolo is a metahuman that gets mofos angry. We know he got powers cause he got the watered down red gambit eyes flaring. My man walks up in the bank getting everybody pissed. It’s straight up looking like Black Friday in this bank. Ain’t no half off on mortgages, just discount ass whoopings apparently. Ray does like Wutang told him on his itunes and goes straight for the C.R.E.A.M. Meanwhile, we got the white girl picking up the glock firing a round at the black guy. I’m sitting here like, “you sure this dude’s super power isn’t racism?” Barry arrives and saves bro bro then takes a look around and realizes he smack dab in the middle of the sequel to pumpkin fest. Everybody snapped out of it and said to themselves, “Were we really wylin over pumpkin spice for real? The hell wrong with us?”.

Meanwhile uptown, Iris hitting Eddy with that 711 Beyonce drop, talking bout lets stay in and re-enact the video. Eddy like, “I would but your dad don’t like tardiness. Besides, I like Taylor Swift’s shake it off better anywa– I killed the mood didn’t I?” “Yep”. (This boy just say Swift over Yonce? ughhhh) [divider type=”space_thin”] Barry must have sensed that cause his article came up on Iris’ Tumblr dash quick. Iris is excited over another sighting of the Flash but Eddy saying that red blur ain’t nothing but Photoshop. Eddy …