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It’s date night in Central city. Barry Allen and Linda Park hit the bowling scene because you know damn well Barry was all varsity for that squad back in high school. Which then gets weird cause Iris is there with Eddie, this bowling alley happens to be her spot as well. Instead of going on about their business Iris invites them to double date the situation which you know is going to be bad. Sure its all good one minute when Barry and Iris are knocking pins down like they playin’ Wii bowling in real time then someone goes too hard in the touchy feely.Oh heeeeeeeeelll no. She walked in front of her own bae to wipe the mouth of her friend/ bae that coulda been. Eddie looking on like”you know I’m right here right?” Linda bout to tell her bout herself but lucky a call from the morgue comes in that takes both Barry and Eddie out to work. Another dude dying literally saved somebody’s life after Iris pulled that stunt (I ain’t mad tho Iris). Barry rushes to the morgue but catches this mirage of his own image running beside him (foreshadowing). Down at the morgue the coroner was killed by blunt force to the head. Barry concludes to Joe that somebody killed this dude by making it hail on him. Dude died knowing that is embarrassing moment going to be in his obituary. Eddie finds a recording where the coroner was being interrogated for information on the person that killed Clyde Mardon. After basically hearing a dime dropped on his own ass Joe West recognizes the interrogator’s v…
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