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And you say Central City! We return to the city with no speed limits to see Barry having to console Iris yet again on his failure to locate Eddie. He’s called in by Cisco who did some Sherlock shit on Wells’ wheel chair. Turns out there was more to the tricked-out low rider than deceiving folks of his paralysis. Wells apparently ordered the fucking All-Spark/Cosmic-Cube for his whip. He was using it as a battery to charge up his speed. Cisco deduces this is why he is so much faster than Barry Allen. Which means technically Wells been cheating in all his speed face offs against Barry, which is to say…(although he says, “he is that nice”) YOU NOT THAT NICE “WELLS”. The PSE&G alarm goes off indicating the particle accelerator is about to go on and the bill for Star Labs is about to sky rocket. Everyone figures that Wells has been hiding in Star Labs all along. Joe, Cisco, and Barry all head down to the accelerator. Cisco has his orange drank in hand because if Wells is nearby then the liquid will give them an early warning as it’ll begin floating in the air and start reenacting the Janet Jackson & Busta Rhymes “What’s It Gonna Be” video.
Wells sped by them with the ill NBA Jam cross-over. Barry speeds after him but Joe and Cisco realize Wells let one of the inmates out of their cells. Out comes Peek-a-Boo taking revenge on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayebody’s ass, man. Peek-a-Boo raised the interest on that ass whooping for everybody in Star Labs then put the combat boots and fi…
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