The Flash Recap: Running to Stand Still

Season 2 / Episode 9 / The CW

And you say Central Ci- Whoa what the fuck is going on in Star Labs? It looks Wells must have challenged Zoom to a race or owed him money cause my man is running  like his white and male privilege is on the line at the finish line while Zoom flys by him ON THE DAMN WALL like he doing the wall ride from Tony Hawk 2.

Wells makes it to a lab just in time to barrel roll with the pump action choppa tho. Wells reenacting scenes from The Last Action Hero until Zoom got’em for the papers. Wells just pleads for his daughter’s life and Zoom responds with, “Merry Christmas.” Which I’m sure someone in the showroom was nodding to saying it’s hot but…it really came off weird. Cut to Iris comin through to the Jitters (post Kendra Saunders management) to see Joe. Iris had to curb stomp a golden girl for the last flash action figure. There weren’t any Green Arrow dolls she notes and Joe says, “Probably cause of season 3 or they’d try and sell’em with a Batman costume over his arrow costume.” Joe wonders what to get Barry, Iris suggests something like the watch Joe’s father gave him. Apparently Joe’s dad only gave it to him cause he was always late. That’s some old timer ass dad shit man. Thats how you get your kids getting you socks and ties and shit out of spite. Joe told his dad if he had a son, he’d get him fun shit, Super Soakers and all that. Iris has the “Funny you should say that.” face At Barry’s lab him and Patty face wrestling and Iris comes in lik…