The Power Rangers Trailer Will Morph The Hell Outta Your Feelings

[divider type=”space_thin”] On Saturday, Lionsgate dropped the official teaser trailer for 2017’s Power Rangers movie and it’s certainly what you’d expect from the people bringing us another gahdamn Madea movie are you kidding me what is wrong with you the John Wick series. Just like the original Mighty Morphers themselves, we brought together three of our staff’s foremost Power Rangers experts to combine their powers and deliver their take. Savon: Power Rangers done went and glowed up on us, y’all! What you know ’bout that light-speed rescue life! You wasn’t with us giving aliens them high kicks on a spooky boat in the middle of the night on our way to the volcano to save the homies in Turbo! My VHS player been showing classics since ‘96! Them movies had Felicia walking up Sherman Ave talking ’bout “Savon lemme borrow yo VCR so I can watch that young Mighty Morphin’. But this shit!? This shit right here!? This teaser trailer for the new Power Rangers movie that chripticronakunalite! Out here looking like Chronicle, slash Jumper, slash The Breakfast Club in the face. This that Peacoate Drizzy Drake crip walking in the middle of the Great Ninja War. Trailer looking like over 9,000 and a bag of you gon’ get this work!

Ja-Quan: Hol’ up real quick. Imma let you finish but aaaaaawww shhieeeet! Saban (whoever this magical being behind the scenes is) done leaf-hurricane-drop-kicked expectations and dropped a blazing hot trailer. My inner 3rd-grade fanboy is running laps in the back…