The Survival Guide to Navigating Through Game of Thrones

So you’re black. You love The Wire and Dragon Ball Z. You love Hip-Hop. You hate racism. You’re thinking about watching Game of Thrones. I feel you dawg, I feel you. But I also must warn you, this shit ain’t for the fainthearted son. This is some Get Down or Lay Down type shit right here B. You ain’t runnin up on this show a half-way crook. Na. And best believe I got the keys to getting down with the Thrones. [title type=”h3″]Spoiler Free Is The Way To Be[/title]First and foremost. This is gonna be the realest medieval, Aristocratic, swordfighting, fire breathing dragon riding, cutthroat, spell weaving, sadistic, Kingslaying, zombie infested show you ever saw. I’m talking bout King Arthur honor meets Braveheart bravery meets The Tudors treachery meets Saving Private Ryan battle scenes meets Gandolf riding a mammoth meets King Henry VIII on Barry Bonds steroids. Shit gets that crazy..every episode, but it’s the type of crazy most people have come to love and relish in this Golden Age of television. Game of Thrones might not wind being be for you and that’s cool, but no one in the world can deny it’s grandeur, intrigue and execution.

[title type=”h3″]DON’T READ ANYTHING ONLINE[/title] Should’ve been the first rule, but I had to let you know how real this show is. As for reading articles online, don’t be a fool. The interwebs is filled with spoilers out the ass. Snitches everywhere fam. Im talking The Departed levels of snitchin’. I’m talking Chris Rock’s chapped lips, Pookie l…