TWD: I Got Questions

I got questions. Why does Jared hate Richard so much? Is it because Jesus has a better hairstylist and he’s jealous? How is Morgan bold enough to ask for his stick back but won’t fight against the tyrannical force that is the Saviors? Where did Diane’s sister get that dress from? Is Ezekiel upset because Benjamin has a spine? What kind of painkillers is Jerry on that he’s so happy all the time despite shadowing the cowardly king and his tiger? Where did Richard get a crossbow? How hard was Daryl when Richard handed him that crossbow? Does Richard know how big the Saviors actually are? How long has he been planning on setting Saviors on fire? Did he think Daryl would be okay with setting up some nameless person to die? Did Richard think turning his back on Daryl was a good idea after he pitched that whole your-friend-is-definitely-going-to-die plan? Why are these garbage dump living people filtering into this open space like they’re about to get in formation? How hard is it to walk into and empty space and just form two lines? Why did that take 15 minutes? What emo section of a Spencer Gifts did they steal their all-black wardrobe from?

Who cuts this chick’s hair? And with what? Why does Rich’s pitch to Jadis about their lives already belonging to the Saviors (and therefore they can’t belong to the garbage people) sound so much like that anti-woman bullshit women have to say to (try to) avoid being murdered? Do you already have a boyfriend Rick? Do you? Was Jadis’s plan to ju…