‘War For The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer Just Dropped and Caesar Is Fed Up With You People

[quote_simple]”Try to make believe this is not just madness, because this is not, just madness.”[/quote_simple] I’m going to say some shit that I would’ve never thought I would say back in 2010 when the trailers started jumping off for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes: The prequel Planet of the Apes movies might be one of the top 3 movie trilogies of the last ten years, fam. I bullshit you not. Now yes, the titles are getting fuckin’ ridiculous. I’ll be the first one to admit. I hope this is the last film, only because I don’t need the “Requiem for the Fallen from the War For the Planets Of the Apes” or “The Last Survivors of the Resistance That Followed The War For the Planet Of The Apes.” If we can get past these grandiose and yet unoriginal naming conventions, we can recognize how flames these movies have been. I won’t be fooled again, yo. Y’all caught me off guard with the first two films where I was like, “ain’t nobody trying to be in these streets Stannin’ for no fuckin’ Planet of the Apes prequels, my mammal. Ain’t nobody out here workin’ your street team trying to get muthafuckas to the theater to see no fuckin’ monkeys doing sign language, fam.”

MY BAD. That shit ain’t below my radar anymore. As Omar Holmon said, where the fuck is my “Caesar was right” T-shirt at? How we not out here in these streets forests riding for the Apes on some #DownWithEvolution shit? First y’all ran experiments on your boy. Then, you came up in my domicile and disturbed our peace ‘cuz you …