We All Going To Church and Wakanda in The Black Panther Teaser

[quote_simple]”You are a good man. With a good heart. But it is hard for a good man, to be king.”[/quote_simple]WHAT. ARE. WE. EVEN. DOING? Look, man, as we speak, on a Friday night, I am rocking my “Just a Kid from Akron” shirt cuz it’s a Ballnight, and I figured LeBron needed all the help he can get against Golden State, BUT IF YOUR BOY KNEW A BLACK PANTHER TRAILER WAS DROPPING TONIGHT I PROBABLY WOULD BE ROCKIN’ MY WAKANDA HIGHER ADVANCED LEARNING SHIRT. Sorry LBJ, this shit here be life or death fam. Alamo Drafthouse WHEN IS THE ALL-BLACK SCREENING GOING DOWN CUZ I’M TRYING TO THROW MONEY AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

OK, off jump: Martin Freeman, Andy Serkis, I love y’all. No disrespect, for real, but already, there’s too many white people in my Black Panther trailer. I forgive you. But know when the next joint drops, y’all are already 40 seconds in the red, aiight? But for real, with all the dumb ass shit going on in our country right now, can we not stamp that passport to Wakanda already?

OK, but for real, like Klaw starts off in the trailer, we thought this shit was a myth man. We heard rumblings, castings, set photos, all that shit. But this shit is REAL, B. It’s real. These muthafuckas actually doing it.

Look fam, I know it’s only a teaser, but we legit got to see just about everything that confirms what they been talkin’ about. Angela Basset as Ramonda rocking the wisdom locks. Lupita and Lupita’s walk as Nakia.

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