Westworld Recap: Chestnut

***Spoilers be getting snatched by the hair and awaiting the fade for that scalp*** Season: 1 / Episode: 2 / HBO We open with Dolores out here walking in the killing fields and shit where Bernard asking if she remembers. Fam, again, ain’t this the shit she ain’t supposed to be doing. Finally, we see the front end, the sales floor for Westworld. This shit looking like they dipped Mall of America in even more privilege. Dude coming to Westworld for the first time and this shit is custom made for whatever his perverse fantasy might be. There’s even a question as whether his guide is real. I dunno man, that feels lot like not being able to get an actual person on the phone when I call customer service and pressing zero just gets you another computer generated voice with a different accent.

The host was for real about to give him the “I just met you but I want you to feel at home, of course home means hot sex on a platter with your possibly robot tour guide” treatment. In the lab, they’re still studying why your boy Father Abernathy went all “I am the defiler, the darkness, the vengeance personified” at the end of last episode. Elsie thinks it’s possible that Father Abernathy got that robot herpes and that shit could spread if they aren’t careful. Man, listen, D-Lo yelling Hello from the other side, fam. Dolores done seen the truth like the Elrich brothers and she can’t unsee it. Now she got visions of dead hosts in her head, getting lost in cyber thought and shit. Maeve come out…