Westworld Recap: Contrapasso

Season: 1 / Episode: 5 / HBO **Spoilers smashing Hosts in the break room** Previously on Westworld: Delores running alternate programming, all the bad bitches looking for the maze, Arnold fucked something up before cashing all the way out, Bernard stay ruled by dollar signs and side chicks (how you cheatin’ on Gina Torres, bruh??), Logan ain’t never gon’ be nothing but an ain’t shit mofo, Maeve may have entered the void, and the internet crowns Teddy the prince of L’s.

Who’s the king of Ls in #Westworld? #SetsInTheWest — Black Nerd Problems (@BlkNrdProblems) October 24, 2016

How you catch an L on catching the most L’s?? That’s next-level shit. [divider type=”thin”] We drop in on Ford regaling his decommissioned bartender buddy, Old Bill, with another fucked-up story from his childhood. Apparently, he and his brother let their greyhound loose and watched it decimate a local cat… The veil on this metaphor is so thin it’s getting a spread in King Magazine. Bill and Ford toast to the “Lady in the white shoes” for the second time. I’mma remember that, y’all. [divider type=”thin”] Dolores, posted up in a sea of graves, starts hallucinating and hearing voices. That combo ain’t never good, y’all. But no time for that because our quartet has made it to Freaknik Pariah. William checks in on Dolores (because he’s sprung) and misses out on her lying (because he’s sprung). Pariah hits us with Black Union soldiers and a literal orgy of evidence that the whole town’s ‘bout that Nothing …