Westworld Recap: The Adversary

Season: 1 / Episode: 6 / HBO **Spoilers stealing bottles of Goose from the rooftop bar** Previously on Westworld:Dolores and William activated their Intersect programming and hopped the midnight train to the maze with Lawrence. Man in Black and Teddy are bosom buddies now, Arnold may be speaking to Hosts from beyond the grave, Maeve may have escaped her loop, Felix may have fucked everything up with his dreams of being employee of the month, and the internet decided that Man in Black needs to catch these hands. https://twitter.com/BlkNrdProblems/status/792916831686299649Y’all bold… We open with Maeve waking up to the soothing sounds of the Wii Sports soundtrack. At the saloon, Clementine looks like she’s had a long night but lets her boss know that men ain’t always looking for the softest place on Earth. Enter dirty Seth MacFarlane and Maeve’s like, oh bitch, I got this one. Next thing you know she’s getting choked out upstairs. Maeve’s officially entered the void. She wakes up on the slab in the repair room with Employee of the Month hopeful, Felix. Boi, you in trouble now.

Elsie, the only one around here who actually does her job well, and Bernard try to figure out who’s their mole. The info they collect can only be deciphered with a computer running iOS3 so Bernard heads down to basement level 82. Yo, the lights don’t even work on this level. Looking like he wandered onto the set of Resident Evil. I was so shook whole time waiting for the killer to pop out on Bernard. Tha…