Westworld Recap: The Stray

***Spoilers be trapped in the hills after staring up into the stars*** Season: 1 / Episode: 3 / HBO Maaaaaan, I want to root for the homie Bernard (cuz you know Jeffrey Wright and also…Black Folk), but this shit looking real cloak and dagger about sneaking D-Lo off for private chats. He also mentions his son again in the past tense so, that shit ain’t good. Back in Westworld, D-Lo catching them PTSD bars about the Man in Black assaulting her in the barn, something he done made part of his routine and shit. And then she remembers the heater in the drawer. The real joint, I assume. Newcomer William out here walking in the thoroufare as he sees an outlaw being apprehended. But yo, these outlawss don’t be going down easy as dude throws the deputy out the gotdamn window then starts merking AYEBODY. Dude takes Clementine captive so William NOW feels compelled to step up. Shoot 6 dudes in cold blood and you a spectator sport. Snatch up the working girl with a heart of gold and now we got to pull the six shooter, huh? He takes one to the chest from the outlaw before returning fire and saving the damsel. Clementine tries to give him the rapid refund on his efforts, but he still refuses. His terrible (as we just learned) brother-in-law comes to congratulate him and take him off to do some terrible shit, but William done got the gunslinger jones in his blood and wants to go ride out with the posse for more outlaws.

Theresa runs up on Bernard like, “so where the fuck your chocolate as…