Westworld Season 2 Trailer: E’rrybody Dead

IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN. Baaaabyyy, HBO dropped the Westworld Season 2 trailer today at Comic Con and MY BODY IS READY! Our favorite foreshadowing player piano is back and still bringing the best oldies and goodies that tell you how fucked this park is. Just as the dulcet tones of Sammy Davis Jr. crooning his way through “I’ve Got to Be Me” start, you see all is not right. Cause, lawd, somebody done bled all over the sheet music. Well, that’s ruined. But A+ song choice.

Shit at Westworld has officially hit the fan. Dead bodies everywhere: staff, investors, special guests, ain’t nobody in this bitch safe. Ford’s brains splattered somewhere across the good crystal and the hosts can kill now. Y’all done fucked all the way up. We catch a glimpse of Bernard still in the middle of his existential crisis, where he’s been since Ford had him blow his own brains out. An understandably rough situation but my dude need to go head and reboot. This time he’s staring into the water at a dead tiger looking for answers. But Dolores did that last season too so maybe he’s on the right track.

Lawrence got his ass strung up again and stuck between a gun and an ant hill. At least I think/hope that’s Lawrence because he was one of my favorites last season. Especially since y’all killed the bae Clementine. #NeverForget Meanwhile, back at the ranch it seems the whole Westworld staff got fired…into…(haha! I’ll see myself out). Lee, and Bast only knows HOW this incompetent muhfucka is still alive…