Westworld Season 3 Trailer Got Its Robot Foot on Our Necks

The Westworld Season 3 Trailer just dropped and I’m just– I want– Whew, chile–these white folks done made a mess. Let’s walk through this clusterf*ck together, shall we? What Is Even Happening?? Thanks to HBO’s marketing team, we know that Incite–a new megacorporation–is slipping into the gap in the market left by Delos’ sudden demise. And no one has learned anything from any of the crap that went down over the past two seasons. I’m guessing this is all Vincent “never trust me or my French accent” Cassel’s operation and from its website seems like an evil Facebook meets Monster.com. Well, a MORE evil Facebook. No Kinda Job Security Somebody is still building hosts or something like them and ain’t that just the best thing for us spectators and the worst thing for folks trapped in this world. Who is still running the Build-a-Murderbot factory at Delos, Inc. because last we saw, everybody on payroll got the most permanent of pink slips from Dolores, Maeve, and crew.

And by pink slips, I mean brain splatter all over the walls of the control center. Sorry if that was too graphic but we ALL watched the same messed up show. Pour one out to the Black dude who got blown up when Dolores and friends used the train as a battering ram. Rest in Peace, homie, hate it had to be you. Choose Your Fighter Now, a new season means new teams of familiar and not so familiar faces but with what’s looking like crossed objectives. So let’s see who we got. Team F*ck You & The Horse You Rode I…