When Life Hits You With A Rasengan From Naruto

When you too deep in that manga / anime life, you start to see life’s every day troubles as 22-minute, supernatural battles that become chess matches of strategy and power levels. Your morning commute, 9-to-5,  even your love life can often be summed up in a series of confrontations, near escapes, triumphs, and just straight-up ass whuppins. For the Naruto heads and all those that spend their nights in the woods working on their jutsu, here is some of the shit you might have to deal with and the best way to counter them in a language you’re accustomed to. Arguing With Your Partner Jutsu: Sage Mode w/ options Wood Style Devouring Forest, Re-animation Will: As much as a young shinobi wanna believe he’s always right, sometimes you just do some dumb/careless/selfish/forbidden jutsu type shit and the person that puts up with you gonna let your ass know. You ever argue with your partner earlier in the day, ain’t talked for hours, then you come home and realize how bad you fucked up? They been sitting around, gathering nature energy all day so they can go into Sage Mode as soon as your ass walks through the door. If they greet you at the door and they got the blood orange eye shadow at the corner of their eyes, you know this shit is basically game over: no respawns. Their powers are about tenfold cuz while you were basking in some brief afterglow of getting some good lines in earlier, they been sitting in the quarry absorbing hate all day, waiting for an opening. And if you really u…