When Nerd Expenses Go Wrestlemania On Your Wallet

Omar: Jordan and I joked around one night about how expensive it is to live in New York City (rent’s gone up so much you basically have to barter portions of your soul) and we got on the topic of how nerd expenses are the some of the worst expenses. Jordan: This life costs money, fam. This life makes me 100% unreasonable in my financial choices. Being a nerd isn’t in the DSM-V as a mental condition, but it damn well should be based on what I willingly pay for. I’m still waiting for the day I come home to a banner that says “Intervention” with 3 concerned friends and that 1 acquaintance I really don’t give a shit about telling me my financial decisions are ruining my life. I got loans. My bank account stay in critical condition. Omar:We’re giving you a break down of each vice and the wrestling maneuver it puts on your bank account. It should be understood that our wrestling commentator voices are done in the stylings of Color Commentating legend amongst men, Good Old “JR” Jim Ross.

T-Shirt Porn Art by Moysche [divider type=”space_thin”] Omar: T-shirts are a hell of a guilty pleasure, man. And when you can get them via amazing artists? Dude! I sat at work collecting mad t-shirts into the online shopping cart. For weeks, man. You can never have enough dope ass shirts — that is, until you see that check out price! Woooooooooo, Lord. That’s when it’s crunch time. Do I really want the Captain America North Face shirt? I do, but them Power Puff Girls doooooe. There’s a sliding sca…