Euphoria Recap Episode 3: Made You Look

This episode we get a look into the secret life of Kat. This girl leads a double life and I am here for it. Let us begin. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE We start with little Kat, 11 years old to be exact on vacation at a Sandals Resort with her family, where she apparently hates the beach and finds out that she loves virgin piña coladas, she drinks precisely 72 of them on this trip. I know this is a lot, but to me that just a good ass vacation. But this is where a young girl’s life goes from enjoyment to insecurity real quick. She left weighing 107lbs and returned weighing 122lbs. First of all, what? I highly doubt this girl gained 15lbs on a vacation to Sandals, that ain’t nothin’ but water weight. Either way, I bet you little Kat had never even heard the word “pounds” before this. And now she’s got ideas about it. But she is at home tryna pull up her good ‘ol trusty jeans, and they are not moving past the thighs – I have this problem… every day.

She puts on her sweats because they’re the only thing that fit. Her friend comes to pick her up, (whom I assume is little Maddy or Little BB, her running crew) They take one look at her and say “What happened to you?” If Kat didn’t think anything was wrong before this – she does now! Jeez. But none of it matters because she’s got a real one under her arm, sweet Daniel. This is Kat’s best friend and boyfriend, he seems like a sweetheart …Or Maybe no?? He looks at her and asks if she is wearing two sweatshirts (she’s not) and I’m like uhhh…