‘Euphoria’ Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: “This Little Piggy”

Euphoria is back for its third and final trip, and if you’ve been watching, it has border-hopped, time-jumped, and skipped to OF and around the corner. And I’ve taken back the reins to guide us through these final four episodes. Now, this is a recap, so it goes without saying – heavy spoilers are ahead.  Greenlight So, I am going to assume that if you are here, you’ve watched the first half of the season and are up to date with this past Sunday’s release. We know it’s 5 years in the future, Rue has been a drug mule to a strip club fluffer, and last we left off – in deep shizz with the DEA. Now we all knew she was going to become a snitch because this girl has been trafficking drugs across the border with the finesse of a free-running Titan. She clearly was on the FBI’s low-hanging fruit list because it was just too easy to track and bring her in. Rue is not going to go to jail. She wants rehab but not like that. So she agrees to help the DEA, but the problem is… as I said before, she’s lacking in the finesse department. Always has.  Cassie and Nate are Stepford wives and husbanding, meaning they both are being controlled by radio chips in their heads, making them pretend this homemaking life is some sort of American Dream furnished with 70s decor. The whole experience, complete with disco era movie time gangsters, but owing 2020s-sized debts. After Nate’s mobster storyline went left, Cassie remembered she had other assets and bailed. Lexi is living the film and tv …