Shark Week 2019: Sharks Doing Real Sharky Shit

“It’s sharks just doing sharky shit, man.”- Paul de Gelder

You see the title. You know why we’re here and who’s behind it. Discovery is back again for Shark Week, which means every other channel involving nature can shut the fuck up, cause the OG is talking right now. Shark Week has been out here in the open waters for 30+ years giving you the realness. Having done press for Shark Week this year and gone on a Shark Dive… Shit is legit real man. Now I say we’re far enough removed from “Shark Week’s 2017’s Mike Phelps vs a CGI Shark” gate, I’d think that Discovery would calm things down for Shark Week this year. Nope. They did not. Discovery put us back in the danger zone cause this is the life they choose. Let’s get into it. Laws of Jaws: Dangerous Waters – Paul de Gelder & Joe Romeiro Yo, these guys legit went Myth Busters, shark edition and I’m very much like, “y’all wylin”. These guys legit re-enacted shark attacks and challenged myths. Myths like what, you ask? I’ll tell ya. Do you know the saying that blood will send sharks into a frenzy? Yeah, they tested that. How? Well, Paul took a pouch of his own blood and opened it with mad sharks around him. Trust me, you read that sentence right. Paul did that shit. Mind you this is the same man that lost an arm and leg in a shark attack doing this shit. Ain’t too many folks built Ford tough like that.

The sharks didn’t even react to him or his blood. Now, when fish blood entered the water… it was a different story. That…