Tales of Dunk and Egg: The Hedge Knight (Part III)

And we back with that third and final installment of this review of the The Hedge Knight, a Game of Thrones prequel. In the first installment of the review, we saw Ser Duncan the Tall get his start as a hedge knight after the passing of his mentor. Then we had the pleasure of witnessing the cunning Egg join Dunk on his journey to compete in the tourney at Ashford Meadow, much to his chagrin. In Part II of the review, drama started to unfold as Dunk came to the rescue of his puppet girl crush. Unfortunately for the honorable young lad, he saved the girl from one of the most powerful princes in the Seven Kingdoms and you can’t be going around putting the beats on royalty without some consequences. Hope y’all enjoyed the Pistol Pete/Jayson Williams/CP3/Steph Curry with the rock boy alley-oop set up. I’m bout to go 92 Shaq Nasty on this Part III finale and slamma jamma this GoT prequel home!

With Dunk now in custody and Egg Aegon no longer hiding in secret, we have ourselves a very new situation. Dunk is being held in the cells of Ashford and is just sulking by the window trying to get a glimpse of some action, holding back tears.

Egg stops by draped in the finest garments north of the Blackwater to hand deliver some grub for the gallant knight. Dunk hits him with a “Thanks lying lil homie, or is it, thanks lying lil homie your grace?” And Egg is like, “Yeaaaahhh sorry about that. My drunk uncle shaved my head and forced me to hideout with him until the tourney blows over becau…