Top 5 Dead Or Alive: Mario (Nintendo)

I mean… look at the name..look at the title..do I really gotta pen an intro for this shit? You said yeah? Ok, I thought the headline was self explanatory, but trusss mi daddi yall need this Top 5 in your life. Soooo *ahem ahem* fuck it, lemme get on my Yeezy shit for a spell. ACT LIKE YOU AREN’T IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HEART OF THE ENTIRE GAMING INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW! ACT LIKE YOU AIN’T HAVE THAT SUPER MARIO BROS 3 JAMMED IN THE NES FOR BOUT THREE SUMMERS! THE GAMING INDUSTRY GONNA ACT LIKE THEY AIN’T BASED THEIR WHOLE SHIT, THEIR WHOLE LIFESTYLE OFF MY MAN MARIO..EVERYTHING IS SUPER MARIO! MODERN SIDE SCROLLING PLATFORMERS, THAT’S SUPER MARIO! NINTENDO, THAT’S MARIO! WHO GOT YOU OUTCHEA COLLECTING ALL THE AMIIBO’S N SHIT, EVEN THOUGH THOSE THINGS SERVE NO REAL PURPOSE? THA’T MARIO! THIS MAN IS THE HEART OF THE MOTHERF@$%#$@ NERD CULTURE, FOR YOU CULTURE VULTURES! THIS THE ONLY CAT WHO CAME IN THE GAME IN 85′ & STILL BLESSIN’ THE MASSES WITH BANGERS 30 YEARS LATER & THAT’S WHY I STAND NEXT TO THE HOMIE. THIS TOP 5 IS FOR THE CULTURE! FOR ALL THESE  COMPANIES TRYING TO STEAL THE CULTURE, THE ONE’S DROPPING SEASON PASSES THAT COST AS MUCH AS THE DAMN GAME. THE ONE’S THAT SHIP OUT THESE BROKEN GAMES AT LAUNCH. THE ONE’S THAT DROP DLC 6 MONTHS BEFORE THE GAME EVEN HITS SHELVES, IT’S MOTHERF@$$#^& MARIO! NOW BOW IN THE PRESENCES OF GREATNESS.

1) “But the real shit you get when you bust down my lines. Add that to the fact I went plat’ a bunch of times. Times that by my…