#MarchMultimediaMultiverseMadness Quarterfinals 1 – Sailor Moon (1) versus Hinata Hyuga (8)

Brittany: I just think it’s funny how y’all keep treating Sailor Moon like this soft, fuzzy little ball of fluff like she didn’t spend five seasons, three movies, fifty-two manga chapters, musicals, video games, AND a live-action series catching bodies. Usagi Tsukino been a killa since day one. The whole rest of the Sailor Senshi is just a warm-up squad. They’ll work you over then call in the closer. And who is that closer? S-A-I-L-O-R M-O-O-N. Hinata wasn’t even the best in her squad, Sailor Moon is the top dog outta a team of ten of the baddest. Hinata had to wait for the top spot to drop before she stepped up. Sailor Moon BEEN at the summit looking around for a worthy challenger. I’m talking a warrior so fucking badass that when her future self need help or motivation, guess who she drops in on. Her own goddam self. Sailor-I-can’t-depend-on-nobody-but-me-Moon supposed to lose to Second-Place-Suzie? Sailor-Undefeated-Since-I-Was-14-Moon supposed to catch her first L from the Leaf Village’s C-Squad?? Y’all got jokes. “What’s she gonna beat me with hearts and rainbows??” Uh…yes the fuck she is. And there’s not nary a bitch who got up after taking a Rainbow Moon Heart Ache to the goddam face. See what y’all THINK is softness is just unwavering confidence in knowing that once the dust clears Sailor Moon is gonna be the last one standing. Death can’t even beat Sailor Moon. DEATH. You know one of the only two things no one can avoid? Fuck, I bet Sailor Moon don’t even gotta pay…