latest ARTICLES by jordan
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Editorials, FeaturesHow Game of Thrones Fans Insist On a Fate Worse Than Death
***Spoilers for all of Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Need a funny refresher on the…
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Editorials, FeaturesSpider-Man’s Movie Problem as Explained Through Ja Rule’s Discography
After the speculation that surrounded a new Spider-Man film by Marvel Studios, the franchise seems to be facing an impending…
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Editorials, FeaturesShia LaBeouf Spit This Freestyle and I Forgive Him For Transformers
***Update (10:55am): Apparently Shia LaBeouf’s freestyle included stolen bars from Detroit emcees? Old bars from like 1999? Shameful shit, fam.…
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Editorials, FeaturesJon Snow & The Season 5 Finale If Some Brothers In Black Were Actually Black
***The following takes place during the final scene of Game of Thrones Season 5 Finale, Mother’s Mercy.*** In the dark…
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Editorials, Features, ReviewOrange Is the New Black Season 3: A in Comedy, F in Drama
***Some spoilers for season 3 and past seasons of Orange is the New Black*** It’s the Tuesday following a major…
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Editorials, FeaturesI Will Break Up With You Over Netflix
You shouldn’t date someone with bad taste in television. Period. I mean, why would you? I don’t mean disagreements on…
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Editorials, FeaturesThe Avatar Fan’s Guide to the 2015 NBA Finals
cover photo credit to Original-Agent Fire So people are talking about the NBA Finals and you don’t know what’s going…
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Editorials, FeaturesLeBron James Is Captain America
I want you to imagine superheroes exist. Put an image in your head. What they would look like, what they…
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Editorials, FeaturesI’m Starting to Hate Myself for Watching Game of Thrones
Recently at work we were having a meeting and began with the icebreaker question (I work at a touchy-feely nonprofit…
